the ultimate eye opener dialogue of CID stupidity

girl: sir main ramesh ki behen hoon.

daya: kya tum ramesh ki behen ho !!

acp: oho to iska matlab tum ramesh ki behen ho

abhijeet: matlab ramesh tumhara bhai hai

frederick: matlab saaf hai sir is ladki ka ramesh se rishta hai

41.kya kabhi kisi ne saccha pyaar kiya hoga

kya kabhi kisi ne saccha pyaar kiya hoga

acp pradyuman says"body ko dekh kar lagta hai kisi ne piche se waar kiya hoga..."

42.Tu ashique nai dil ka chor hai

Tu ashique nai dil ka chor hai

DaYA- sir gaadi ka no.MH 02 8234 hai

43.aam hai meetha aur karonda hai khatta

aam hai meetha aur karonda hai khatta

acp-daya pata karo kaun khel raha hai sheher mein satta

44.indian economy ko bhi milne laga boon

indian economy ko bhi milne laga boon

acp-o my god daya ek aur khoon

45.kapde jyaada saaf honge agar jyaada ho khaag

kapde jyaada saaf honge agar jyaada ho khaag

acp-fredddy tu fir ghar bhool gaya apna dimaag

46.taala banane wale daya se khauf khate hain

taala banane wale daya se khauf khate hain

kyunki ab to daya ke darr se taale khud toot jaate hain

47.jo mila woh loot liya yehi hai duniya ki reet

jo mila woh loot liya yehi hai duniya ki reet

acp-ye laash liski hai pata lagao abhijeet

48.doctor se bachne ke liye roz seb khao

doctor se bachne ke liye roz seb khao

acp-daya gaadi ko aur tez bhagao

49.exam aa gaye mere sar par

exam aa gaye mere sar par

kya cid mere ghar par?

50.sooraj ke aane par murjhaya phool khil gaya

sooraj ke aane par murjhaya phool khil gaya

daya ke ek thappad se khooni ka jabda hil gaya

31.sunami ka raasta kabhi mod nahi sakte

sunami ka raasta kabhi mod nahi sakte

acp-mujrim koi bhi ho daya use chhod nahi sakte

32.khane ka maza hai tab jab saath ho paapad

khane ka maza hai tab jab saath ho paapad

acp-goli chalayega abhijeet aur daya maarega jhaapad

33.khana pachaane ke liye khaate hain haajmola

khana pachaane ke liye khaate hain haajmola

acp-dekha daya yeh aadmi ban raha hai bada bhola

34.purana ho chuka hai taajmahal ab naya kahaan

purana ho chuka hai taajmahal ab naya kahaan

acp-abhijeet woh khooni aakhir gaya kahaan

35.sachin ne maar diya pehli ball par chauka

sachin ne maar diya pehli ball par chauka

acp-daya khooni ne de diya fredericks ko dhokha

36.jo swaad seb ka hai woh aam ka nahi

jo swaad seb ka hai woh aam ka nahi

acp-fredericks mote tu kisi kaam ka nahi

37.laalchi ke liya saara paisa bhi thoda hai

laalchi ke liya saara paisa bhi thoda hai

daya ka haath haath nahi hathoda hai

38.kaanch ka mahal niche girkar toot hi gaya

kaanch ka mahal niche girkar toot hi gaya

acp-dekha daya khooni se ek saboot chhot hi gaya

39.rote rote baccha chala hi gaya school

rote rote baccha chala hi gaya school

acp-fredericks you are a stupid fool

40.kenya ke saare player catch ho gaye

kenya ke saare player catch ho gaye

fredericks-acp saab fingerprints match ho gaye

21.motorcycle mein hote hain gear
motorcycle mein hote hain gear

acp phone uthakar" hello ACP pradyuman hear"

22.aaj to aasmaan mein baadal chhaye hain
aaj to aasmaan mein baadal chhaye hain

acp gidgidakar "madam please darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hain"

23.jisne janam liya hai use marna hi hoga
jisne janam liya hai use marna hi hoga

acp-kucch bhi ho jaaye daya humein yeh kaam karna hi hoga

24.paas kare ronaldo goal kare rooney
paas kare ronaldo goal kare rooney

acp-pakdo use vivek wahi hai khooni

25.uthkar so gaya sokar fir jaaga hai
uthkar so gaya sokar fir jaaga hai

acp-abhijeet khooni isi gaadi mein bhaaga hai

26.spideman ka asli hathyaar makdi ka jaala hai
spideman ka asli hathyaar makdi ka jaala hai

acp-abhijeet yeh khooni to tumhari tarah kaala hai

27.aadmi kar sakta hai woh jo ek baar thaan le
aadmi kar sakta hai woh jo ek baar thaan le

daya-acp ganje kabhi meri baat bhi to maan le

28. badon se kiya gaya mazaak hot behooda hai
badon se kiya gaya mazaak hot behooda hai

acp-khooni wahi hai daya jo is khidki se kooda hai

29.baccha darkar bola papa mere kamre mein bhoot hai
baccha darkar bola papa mere kamre mein bhoot hai

acp-tumne hi khoon kiya hai hamaare paas saboot hain

30.premi bola maine ye kiya tumhari khatir hai
premi bola maine ye kiya tumhari khatir hai

acp-daya lagta hai mujrim bada shaatir hai

11.Uss pari ko jameen par kisne bulaya ...
Uss pari ko jameen per kisne bulaya.....
daya pata karo DHONI ka MAXX mobile kisne churaya

12.Bachche picnic mein apna khaana khud laate hain....
bachche picnic mein apna khana khud laate hain...
ACP bola "daya jyada imaandari mat dikhao...paisa hum bhi khaate hain"

13.dil se jiyo zindagi dil se khelo
dil se jiyo zindagi dil se khelo

acp-fredericks in sabke fingerprints le lo

14.yeh to sunami hai koi maamuli leher nahi hai
yeh to sunami hai koi maamuli leher nahi hai

dr.salunkhe-boss ye koi maamuli zeher nahi hai

15.Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal........

Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

16.jise aana hai wo aayega hi aayega
jise jaana hai wo jaayega hi jaayega

acp-daya inse kehdo koi is room se bahar nahi jaayega

17.ambuja hai accha cement kyunki ismein hai jaan
ambuja hai accha cement kyunki ismein hai jaan

acp-ab jail mein baithkar banate rehna koi plan

18.makaan maalik ne apna saara pais vasool kar liya
makaan maalik ne apna saara pais vasool kar liya

daya ke ek thhappad mein hi logon ne apna jurm kabool kar liya

19.shaam ho gayi sooraj dhal gaya
shaam ho gayi sooraj dhal gaya

acp-abhijeet khooni kaun hai muje pata chal gaya

20. suhaane mausam mein har pancchi gaana ga raha hai
suhaane mausam mein har pancchi gaana ga raha hai

acp-daya yeh case to ulajhta hi jaa raha hai

on public demand presenting irritating,hair scratching,mind bugging,deadly CID pj's

special note:- in all below jokes please assume that

• ACP is continuously moving his finger in his signature motion
• Fredericks if he appears anywhere has sick look on his face
• abhijeet is as black as he is in real
• daya is on verge of breaking a door
• Dr.saalunkhe has same worried stupid look
• about Dr. taarika i leave you to think !!
• these are deadly pj's please avoid reading them

1.daya ke dar se mujrim ne darwaza khula hi chhod diya

daya ke dar se mujrim ne darwaza khula hi chhod diya

daya bhi chaalak tha fir se darwaza band kiya aur darwaza tod diya

2.jyaada chaloge to jaaoge thak

jyaada chaloge to jaaoge thak

acp"daya isi par tha mujhe pehle se shak"

3.sooraj ko engilsh mein kehte hai sun aur chaand ko moon

sooraj ko engilsh mein kehte hai sun aur chaand ko moon

acp daya se-daya yeh suicide nahi yeh hai khoon

4.keyboard pe button hota hai TAB..

keyboard pe button hota hai TAB

abhijeet , laash ko le chalo FORENSIC LAB...

5.kaam mera ho hi gaya jaise taise

kaam mera ho hi gaya jaise taise

acp-wohi to abhijeet laash aakhir wahaan pahunchi kaise

6.A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

7.paaro ka tha devdaas aur devdaas ki thi paaro

paaro ka tha devdaas aur devdaas ki thi paaro

acp-fredericks,vivek is ghar ka kona kona chhaan maaro

8.jise jo kaam karna tha woh kar chuka hai

jise jo kaam karna tha woh kar chuka hai

acp-oh my god daya yeh to mar chuka hai

9.sardi ho gayi to khaansi hogi

.sardi ho gayi to khaansi hogi

acp-tumhe to umra kaid ya faansi hogi

10.shaadi se pehle kundli milaate kyun hain

shaadi se pehle kundli milaate kyun hain

daya-acp saab aap itni ungli hilaate kyun hain

more CID and all sorts of deadly

irritating pj's coming soon

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