on public demand presenting irritating,hair scratching,mind bugging,deadly CID pj's

special note:- in all below jokes please assume that

• ACP is continuously moving his finger in his signature motion
• Fredericks if he appears anywhere has sick look on his face
• abhijeet is as black as he is in real
• daya is on verge of breaking a door
• Dr.saalunkhe has same worried stupid look
• about Dr. taarika i leave you to think !!
• these are deadly pj's please avoid reading them

1.daya ke dar se mujrim ne darwaza khula hi chhod diya

daya ke dar se mujrim ne darwaza khula hi chhod diya

daya bhi chaalak tha fir se darwaza band kiya aur darwaza tod diya

2.jyaada chaloge to jaaoge thak

jyaada chaloge to jaaoge thak

acp"daya isi par tha mujhe pehle se shak"

3.sooraj ko engilsh mein kehte hai sun aur chaand ko moon

sooraj ko engilsh mein kehte hai sun aur chaand ko moon

acp daya se-daya yeh suicide nahi yeh hai khoon

4.keyboard pe button hota hai TAB..

keyboard pe button hota hai TAB

abhijeet , laash ko le chalo FORENSIC LAB...

5.kaam mera ho hi gaya jaise taise

kaam mera ho hi gaya jaise taise

acp-wohi to abhijeet laash aakhir wahaan pahunchi kaise

6.A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

7.paaro ka tha devdaas aur devdaas ki thi paaro

paaro ka tha devdaas aur devdaas ki thi paaro

acp-fredericks,vivek is ghar ka kona kona chhaan maaro

8.jise jo kaam karna tha woh kar chuka hai

jise jo kaam karna tha woh kar chuka hai

acp-oh my god daya yeh to mar chuka hai

9.sardi ho gayi to khaansi hogi

.sardi ho gayi to khaansi hogi

acp-tumhe to umra kaid ya faansi hogi

10.shaadi se pehle kundli milaate kyun hain

shaadi se pehle kundli milaate kyun hain

daya-acp saab aap itni ungli hilaate kyun hain